If you have never found yourself flipping through an online gallery of the many different variations of facial hair men (and occasionally women) sport, then I suggest you take a few minutes to take a look here.
Although I am not able to grow a full Grizzly Adams beard yet, I still "try".
My technique to growing my type of facial hair is as follows;
1. Don't shave
2. Keep not shaving
(Results may vary)
After a few months of using this technique, this is what I get:
Like I said, it isn't quite the grizzly adams, but it's me, and I enjoy what I have.
Today is Day 8 of my "Rocky in Wisconsin" adventure.
If you are not aware of my current mission, it is to simulate the understanding of cultural traditions while attempting to adapt to the local weather and maintain homeostasis in a foreign environment.
We've traveled back in time to save an ancient species from total annihilation. So far, no signs of aquatic life, but I'm going to find it. If I've got to tear this universe another black hole, I'm going to find it. I've GOT TO, MISTER! *blohoop*
Things I have done in Wisconsin;
- went to a zoo
- went to a brewer game
- went to Perkins
- perspired immensely
- saw my cat, Mike
- met an old friend from Germany in an underground karate dojo
- chewed gum
- went to a Wal-Mart
I have not ever walked into a Wal-Mart in California, and I do not plan on doing so.
Talk about looking like a complete goon.
Alright, that's all for tonight, I've gotta get back to watch the rest of Ed TV
-R.
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